Scary Costume Ideas # 23

A flu vaccine that doesn’t work

a virus that does

a long drive on an icy road

a short glance at my checkbook

that deer I just barely missed hitting

that rock pointed like a knife in the road

Romney’s geographical knowledge of the Middle East

Battleship foreign policy (doesn’t anyone play risk anymore?)

Nipple hairs

Nipple hair plucking

A stolen election

A borrowed heart never returned.

About Margaret Elysia Garcia

Margaret Elysia Garcia is the author of short story ebook collection Sad Girls and Other Stories, and the audiobook Mary of the Chance Encounters, and the co-founder and lead playwright of Las Pachucas, theatrical troupe. She teaches creative writing and theatre in a California state prison.
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